How to Be Giff Head
Hey cry babies,
Wanna really have somthing to cry about?
Smell my finger.
You know what that smell is?
Take a look up there at the title o’ this here post.
Boing!!!
Damn straight. I bagged me some Associated Content snatch.
Now, I know some of you are asking yourselves, “Damn, Giff. You are one fine lookin’ dude. Why are you going and messin’ with those Associated Content skanks for?”
I’ll tell you, my friends. The answer? They put out.
Sure, Suite101 tail is fine and everything, and AOL Seed chicks are hot enough to set off your pflagger all day…but you know what – they stuck up.
AC chicks, on the other hand, know how to have a good time. Get them setup with a box of wine, slip a few episodes of “BJ and The Bear” on the old tube, and you’ll be racking up the word count in no time at all, if you get my drift.
When you make it with an AC chick, she won’t leave any participles danglin.
Sweeet.
But you know what this AC chick says to me? Right after we started “generating our content”, she said she wanted to check my “keyword density”.
Screw that. I’m clean. I know I’m clean and I BEEN clean since 1978. I take care of myself and get my junk checked.
Then she laughs and gives me the down low on keyword density. See, you Demand dodos don’t know nothing about because all your doing is fillin’ in the blanks (and some of you are probably shooting them, too!). Keyword density is how you spread out the keywords you have in your article so it gets picked up by the search cats. Not enough, and they won’t find your page. Too much….oh man….too much and they will knock you out of the park, baby.
So watch this space, dig? Cuz those chumps at DS are gonna take you for all your worth, and the only way to get ahead in this crazy business is by branchin’ out on your own.
And I ain’t just sayin’ that cuz I tasted me some AC honey. You want to get paid? Screw this DS shit and get you some ad share revenue.
Oh yeah – and the reason I stay away from eHow beoatches? Well….you know they’ll do just about ANYTHING for $15. Save ‘em for when you’re hard up.
i’m out.
g
Welcome to the orgy.
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West Hollywood Home
After a long day of touring west Hollywood homes, Michael’s brain is fried and still can’t get it right. Dude, for the love of west Hollywood homes, hubpages’ split is 60/40 with 60% going to the writer. You obviously don’t contribute to Hubpages from your west Hollywood home if you don’t know that. ‘S ok, cuz HP sucken ballz.
I don’t know what the west hollywood home fuss is over AC, they pay diddly squatters in my west Hollywood home.
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Hub hotties are quite nice. Sure, they give it up to “the man” 6 times out of 10, but those other four times are sweet. They have been around long enough to have learned some tricks, and they know how to work Google like a horny old man with lots of cash he’s willing to give away to the right woman.
I also recommend Squidoo (http://bit.ly/8Xv6L0)
Why Squidoo? Not only do they give up less to the man, but think of all the things that a squid can do. Need I say more?
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Yeah, but Giff would want to know about the Hub Hotties … Personally, I’d rather keep our Mill pimp in house at DMS … We DMSers know our stuff!
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Correction, it’s a 60:40 split, with 40 going to the writer. How they do it is they change the codes on the ads so that 60 percent of the time it’s hubpages and 40 percent it’s the writer and then if someone clicks or buys during that 40 percent time you get 100 percent of that money.
Kind of confusing maybe, but I think that’s a better deal than AC. Plus, you keep the rights so you can delete the article at any time and sell it elsewhere.
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Hub Pages is much better for revenue share. You get 100 percent of the revenue on ad clicks as well as affiliate sales. Hub Pages makes money by page impressions. Hub Pages also tend to rank better with Google than AC, I’ve noticed.
Should anyone want to sign up: http://hubpages.com/_jc2kloaq96k2/tour/hubpages/
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HEHEHEHE Building up revenue on AC takes a LONG TIME!SO.. in the meantime.. there are always the hotties to fill in the “Voids” At DS!
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Hilarious! And hands off, Page1, Giff is mine!
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ROTFLMAO! What a great way to start my week! Thanks, Giff. BTW, I think you’re smokin’ hot!
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