How to Be Giff Head
Hey you bunch of losers,
Hope your turkey day went well. How did I spend mine? Well, let’s seeeee. I had made a very special date with a lovely young skank with an equally lovely pair of well sourced articles. I mean, we’re talking more than just three keyphrases.
This ho’ was some grade a snatch. Let’s just say that by the end of the Cowboys game, I had planted plenty of my Seed.
And believe me, it was flourishing everywhere….
But I digress.
I just wanted to comment on a comment left by this f*cktard who calls himself “Joey”.
Let’s take a look at his first statement:
Just to get things straight, the dude blatantly violated the letter and spirit of Demand’s requirements by essentially submitting the same article 6 times over.
“Violated the letter and spirit of Demand’s requirements?” what kind of p*ssy are you? What’s next? You gonna go over and play pattycakes with Textbroker?
No, wait..I know what it is you do. You’re one of those types who hangs out with those j*zzheads at Wisegeek and spends all night rolling 12 sided dice! Slay those Orcs, jerk-off Joey! Whoo-weee, look at me, I’m Joey hanging out with my best friends from Wisegeek and protecting the Damsel of the Elven Wood with my +1 Staff of Lameness!! I hope these Orcs play by the rules! Otherwise I’ll have to tell the Dungeonmaster!!
As for spreading them out in your queue, those similar titles usually show up in bunches so that isn’t necessarily possible.
In other words, what a moronic post.
You’re the f-in moron, jerk-off. The numbnutz who post to this site here have already had a thousand discussions about spreading things around in the queue.
It works, dumba**. Unlike your tallywhacker.
Oh, what’s wrong? Did I make you cry? Did I violate your spirit and requirements? Here’s my new requirement – how about you stop being such a wuss?
Go back now and play over at Hubpages. Even though the site sucks my left nut, I’m sure you can find some articles that might help out your social life.
Joey, your comment was lodged in the spam filter. I kicked it loose. I know Giffer was disappointed you never responded.
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what’s with the “tick tock” shtick, you got a bomb in your panties? Just say who you think we are. Oh wait, you’re scared.
You don’t know for sure who some of us are but you have your suspicions, right? Oh, but it wouldn’t be very impressive to play your hand and get it wrong.
And some of us you’ll never know at all (like me) because we never post on the z-forum. Does it give you the creeps knowing that hundreds of people lurk on the z-forum to read you and your virtual friends’ retarded posts, yet never make posts themselves? Your precious “private” forum ain’t so private, huh?
But I think what you really fear is that if you guess publicly and you get it wrong, someone from the z-forum is going to track you down and make your life hell. Go on, name a name. If you’re so confident that you’ve got it aaaaaaaaaaaaaall figured out, then what are you waiting for?
tick tock, tick tock, I’m waiting…
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Wretched: Your comment reminded me of this song. And I do believe everyone here knows my name.:)
Making your way in the world today takes everything you’ve got.
Taking a break from all your worries, sure would help a lot.
Wouldn’t you like to get away?
Sometimes you want to go
Where everybody knows your name,
and they’re always glad you came.
You wanna be where you can see,
our troubles are all the same
You wanna be where everybody knows
Your name.
You wanna go where people know,
people are all the same,
You wanna go where everybody knows
your name.
Theme from “Cheers”
by Gary Portnoy and Judy Hart Angelo
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Dear Gizz,
Very well done! Even better than yesterday’s post!
“Did I make you cry?” Yeah because I’m the one that needed to write a whole lame piece about it to get out my “feelings.” HAHAHA Who’s vagina is really hurting?
I’m so sorry I disrupted your misguided post schedule with a simple comment. I’m also sorry that you had to make up a story about having heterosexual intercourse just to regain some semblance of manhood. (You failed, btw).
I am honored, though, that you decided to do an entire post in my honor rather than just respond on yesterday’s piece.
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