What’s up, shitheads?
Yeah, you thought you’d heard the last of me, but I was just out there scraping up the last of the Suite101 ‘tang out there. Damn, those are some desperate bitches right now.
What happened to your keyword optimization, baby? Here’s a couple of keywords for you – “cleveland steamer“. See if you can work that into an article, for me, huh?
I’d optimize that right all over your face.
I’m just droppin’ by to laugh at all you babies crying in the forums because you lost your jobs. Boo-hoo. Now you can’t write more crap to get in the way of my interweb pr0n.
Can’t stick around too long, because I got a birthday party to go to.
Who’s party you ask?
Well, first off all it’s none of your fuckin’ business, but i’ll give you a hint – smell my finger…..
Aaaah yeah, just a hint of EVOO….
You catch a whiff of that? Yum-O!!!
Shit no, I ain’t gonna tell you what she’s like in the sack. You Demand Studios losers ain’t fit to lick her taint.
You’ll have to satisfy yourselves with one of her “buddies”. For the dudes, you could try to dry hump Louisa Shafia, while, for the ladies, I hear that the Hot Carl from Josh Ozersky comes highly recommended.
That’s enough for me. Just wanted to drop by and tell you guys how much you suck.