You whiners think I care what you have to say? Get serious! Strike that. Go get bent! All of you!!!
Patrick and Richard are off, doing whatever it is they do when they’re not here listening to you whine. Huge mistake leaving me to mind the blog. You wonder why my last paen to the lovely Rachael Ray has been sitting up there for weeks?
’cause the old Giffer doesn’t give a monkey’s tit about whether you’re getting regular updates from the DSS. You losers really think I care why you come here — or don’t? Not on your life, suckers. Just keep whinging …
I foolishly promised Patrick and my brother that I’d scribble up at least one blog entry this week, and here it is Friday. You might say I’ve been laying down on the job . . . while spanking the monkey to Rachael Ray’s Neighborhood on eHow.
Those eHow neighborhood videos are downright Oscar-worthy compared to this over-produced promo gashiness they’ve thrown up on the YouTube. What stoned monkey thought this video was a good idea? They won’t let you watch it in-line. If you do click over, don’t say I didn’t warn you that it royally sucks, and not in any good way. It just plain sucks.