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Archive for the ‘Make Money’ Category
How to Be Giff Head
What’s up, losers? Still trying to make money online?
God, sometimes you desparate buffoons drive me off the deep end!
I’ve told you this time and time again. Get it through your heads:
eHow chicks are just about as easy as they come
What do I gotta do?
Spell it out for you in a Fact Sheet? Write up a List for you? How about “How Do Ho’s Work”?
Your are all friggin pathetic.
Case in point. Some sap over at Demand Studios made up a video called “Demand After Hours”. It’s got a bunch of dancing Special K bars [...]
By Patrick ~ Oct 11, 2010
How to Chase the Dragon
Hey DSSers,
Hope all of you are keeping well out there. I don’t know what Giff and Ricard are up to. Probably concocting some sort of evil plan for world domination.
Wanted to throw out another tip here for you guys.
I’ve been hearing lots of emails and reading posts about the lack of titles in the DS queue.
It’s not the lack of titles, it’s the lack of experts.
So what you need to do is become an expert.
Let’s say you’ve never done heroin before. You look in the queue and notice that there are an
How to Be Giff Head
Hey cry babies,
Wanna really have somthing to cry about?
Smell my finger.
You know what that smell is?
Take a look up there at the title o’ this here post.
Boing!!!
Damn straight. I bagged me some Associated Content snatch.
Now, I know some of you are asking yourselves, “Damn, Giff. You are one fine lookin’ dude. Why are you going and messin’ with those Associated Content skanks for?”
I’ll tell you, my friends. The answer? They put out.
Sure, Suite101 tail is fine and everything, and AOL Seed chicks are hot enough to set off your pflagger all [...]
By Patrick ~ Sep 27, 2010
How To Keep a 15 Year Old Trapped in Your Room
Ahhhh, Textbroker.
I’ve been with them about a year now. I’m not sure if I like them or not. I haven’t really put in the time with them, I guess.
Seeing one of their articles reminded me of why I don’t write for them more often.
Here’s the instructions for one of their articles:
*** Please read ALL of these instructions before taking on this order ***
1.) You will write an article based west hollywood home and using west hollywood home as the main keyword for the article. Follow the punctuation [...]
By Patrick ~ Sep 24, 2010
How to Make Friends While Freelancing Online
We are not alone.
Actually, the webmaster of this site dropped us a line a few weeks ago and I have been remiss in not mentioning it until now.
Demand Studios Review is a website dedicated to….well, I think you can figure out by the title.
Basically it’s like DSS, but much less negative. It’s filled with helpful articles about writing for Demand, and there’s a pretty good lineup of other content mills where you can make money doing freelance work online, some of which I’d [...]
By Patrick ~ Sep 21, 2010
How To Dress Like Richard
Hey kids!
Well, it looks like the painful period of our adolesence is over (see Richard, left) and we’re finally all grown up now.
How are things working out? Good? Any glitches?
I need to apologize for not getting to emails quicker. Richard tends to be a bit of a stickler when it comes to security. Especially when we’re dealing with “zombie processes” and “ghost trackers”, so he makes me keep my beams from crossing when checking email.
Now that DSS is being hosted back here in the good old USA, I wanted to get back to business.
My [...]
Demand Studios rolls out a freelance writer-friendly change to their writer Work Desk that allows writers to save searches on their site. It is now even easier to earn money online as a freelance writer with Demand Studios, who sucks a bit less now with these changes. [...]
By Patrick ~ Sep 04, 2010
How to Take Candy From a Baby
Hey kids,
Sorry I’ve been out of the loop. I wanted to see if little Dickie can stand on his own two DSS feet. Looks like he’s doing the job remarkably.
Behind the scenes we’re still working on our transfer to a halfway decent hosting provider, so bear with us while we work that out.
Just wanted to touch on a little something here. It was almost sad reading those goals forums over at the DS site. What with everyone talking about their problems and how DS is helping them out and they’re the greatest employer ever, blah, blah, blah….
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By Patrick ~ Aug 25, 2010
How to Score with DSS Readers!
Holy cow!
How about them new Demand Studios workdesk? Pretty g-damned fancy, huh?
I love the little goal thing up there. The only problem is that I set it to a figure that I haven’t reached yet, and – hey, guess what? – according to DS, I’d already reached that goal.
Maybe they know something I don’t.
Anyway, to give credit where credit is due, THANK F**KING GOD they finally got rid of the rejection queue sitting there. It was some DSSer who coined the “Scarlet Letter of Dishonor” phrase and it fits quite well. That’ll actually probably result [...]
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