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Archive for the ‘Off-Topic’ Category
How to Be Giff Head
Associated Content snatch is the best. But it can sometimes be hard or intimidating to meet AC babes. They can also be quite elusive, as they spend most of their time either writing content or spreading venereal disease. When you do happen to meet one, it’s sometimes difficult to know exactly what to do to get her to do some revenue sharing. But don’t worry, there are a few simple tricks you can try to get an Associated Content chick to put out.
1. Scope out places that Associated Content hos like to hang. This could be the [...]
By Patrick ~ Sep 19, 2010
How To Fix Web Sites Like Richard
Hey kids,
Well, as many of you have noticed by now, we seem to have been attacked by some kind of malicious virus.
Luckily, it doesn’t look like it was the DS special Black Ops team, but rather a wider virus that spread to a number of sites on GoDaddy.
Which is yet another reason while we’re getting the hell out of there.
Richard cleaned up the site this morning (you can see him in action in the photo) and seems to have things under control.
We’re hopefully going to be doing the changeover in a few [...]
DSS is a family friendly environment for all content mill works, especially those with cuddly animals and small children. Come back googlebot, and bring your adwords with you. [...]
Demand Studios sucks is on the rise with a site migration in the works, and a new poll to rank feature requests for the site. Do you want to know more about other content mills? Site-specific features you’ve been craving? [...]
By Patrick ~ Jul 20, 2010
How To Make Soap
Hey DSSers,
Taking a little break from posting up here to work on some other stuff. Will probably have an announcement about it in a while.
I haven’t heard anything from Google AdSense yet, after we were reported by Pink Floyd (Tick Tock). As a matter of fact, had one of the best days last week. It’s really interesting looking at all that tracking data. I’d talk about it more, but I don’t know if that violates the AdSense TOS. First word of AdSense….you don’t talk about Adsense.
That’s another way you showed your dumbassocity, Pink. Do you know how much [...]
By Patrick ~ Jul 16, 2010
How To Regain Your Sanity
Hey DSSers,
Sorry for not being around as much. Taking a little time to stop and smell the roses after last weeks debacle.
Let me briefly summarize what happened while I was away from home.
1) A machine ate my ATM card. Called the bank. Absolutely nothing wrong with my account.
2) I had another card for a linked account. But, guess what? I didn’t know the PIN for that because I had never used it to take out money. They have to send me a new one.
3) My online banking company – after I’ve had the account for 10 years [...]
By Patrick ~ Jun 26, 2010 Not really much I can say here.
It’s like we don’t even have to try to make fun of them any more.
Picked it up from a DSSer in the forums. Why don’t you join them?
By Patrick ~ Jun 18, 2010
How to Write Beat Spam
So we got all upgraded to the new version of WordPress.
How does it look?
Yeah, I can’t tell anything, either.
But, WTH, it was free.
I do think that the WordPress spam checker does a pretty good job. It caught some of the regular comments as spam first, but I straightened old Mr. WP out pretty quick.
Spam is really starting to come along these days. Most of the spam comments are actually pretty believable – IF THEY WERE ON SOME OTHER WEBSITE.
You dumbasses. WE HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH SOCCER ON THIS SITE.
Like do these spammers even read [...]
By Patrick ~ Jun 09, 2010
How To Dress Like a Woman Unconvincingly
Mrs. Demand Studios Sucks and I have a weakness.
And that weakness is movies where Dudes dress like chicks.
This has nothing to do with Demand Studios sucking. I just wanted to throw it out there and say it to the world:
We love movies where dudes dress like chicks
I think we’ve seen them all.
We even watched “Big Momma’s House 2″ in a movie theater. We didn’t pay for it, and we watched with a smug sense of hipster detachment, but we watched it none the less.
Other movies that you might have heard of in this [...]
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