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Just discovered Bachelor hilarity

PostPosted: Thu Jan 05, 2012 9:01 pm
by Camacho
I don't watch a lot of reality TV and have never followed The Bachelor, but I did watch the first episode of this season. WTF? Is the entire show just a montage of crying and evil cackling over a backdrop of foreboding music? One of the more unstable ones is a freelance writer; I wonder if she's penned a few eHow articles in her career. ;)

I looked up past seasons on Wikipedia and all of the bachelors eventually break up with the winner after the staged engagement. So statistically, a woman has a higher chance of being struck by lightning while getting married after her 40th birthday than of getting married to the Bachelor.