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Guess Who?

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Guess Who?

Postby i_smell » Sat Apr 30, 2011 5:38 pm

I have a degree in [insert medical/science/tech field here] and have included [2, 3] references to support the concepts and methods stated in this article.

You passed Science for Non-Majors 101 with a grade of C- and in first grade your mommy let you water the plants outside all by yourself.

Since your scientific background is more extensive than mine, it is only natural that you should want me to include some erroneous statements you pulled from your buttcrack.

So by all means,suggest away! Don't hesitate to ask that I include oxycontin, oxymorons, and ox testicles as alternative causes of oxidation. I'll write whatever you want because all I want is to get paid. I use a special DMS-only pseudonym and a fake picture, so no one will know these stupid--I mean, stupendously brilliant--ideas came from me. It's like magical armor that shields me from embarrassment. Kind of like your cloak of anonymity, except that I can mix it up by using the name of a semi-famous murderer from my home state. Anyone stupid enough to read an eHow article written by a serial killer is better off serially killed.

Cheerio and have a blessed magical wicked wonderful day!
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That is all.
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Re: Guess Who?

Postby Pardon_my_French » Sat Apr 30, 2011 5:43 pm

hehehehe.......win.

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Re: Guess Who?

Postby WriterOfSpam » Sat Apr 30, 2011 7:05 pm

“That’s not writing, that’s typing.” - Truman Capote
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Re: Guess Who?

Postby Ladidah » Sat Apr 30, 2011 11:51 pm

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Re: Guess Who?

Postby jekhyl » Sun May 01, 2011 10:29 am

WINNING!! :mrgreen:
Why? Because FUCK YOU, that's why.
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Re: Guess Who?

Postby Iwriteautostuff » Wed May 11, 2011 12:33 am

Frelling LOL!!! And here I thought we should be seriously disputing asinine remarks and requests made by the inept editors over there. THAT's why I had my forum and site privileges revoked. If I had known that, I would still be turning out content that actually helped people perform the repair jobs I was writing about, instead of confoozling them more than they already are and happily banking almost $1000 a week.
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