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Ahh, Demand, what big teeth you have...

Postby Gary Busey for CE » Fri Apr 15, 2011 6:03 pm

So I signed up for DMS looking forward to enlightening the masses with advice on spiritual healing and the eternal quest for knowledge.

I ended up with "How to Build a Birdhouse."

I pressed on, because a birdhouse is but a euphemism for the temple inside us all and then got a rewrite request stating I couldn't claim my "spiritual center of truth" as a valid reference. I ask you, what other reference is more holy in the search for truth?

In my embittered outrage over the frequent dissection of factual prose by childish neophytes, I have come to the conclusion that I myself would make a much more straight-forward and knowledgeable copy editor for Demand Studios, aside from Illuminati, who I understand as a generous conveyor of information from the inner-circle of lies and deceit. So here I am before you, Gary Busey for CE.

Because I'm more coherent than much of what they have now.
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I was in "Lethal Weapon," dammit.
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Re: Ahh, Demand, what big teeth you have...

Postby liarmcliarface » Sat Apr 16, 2011 8:45 pm

I welcome you, and They Might Be Giants welcome you:

Blue canary in the outlet by the light switch
Who watches over you
Make a little birdhouse in your soul
Not to put too fine a point on it
Say I'm the only bee in your bonnet
Make a little birdhouse in your soul
"You gotta keep your worlds apart!" - George Costanza
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