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Re: The Most Desperate Profile Ever?

Postby IntestineJello » Sun Feb 26, 2012 2:24 pm

I'm sorry, but her portfolio is a picture of herself???

"I have considerable experience in smiling, sunglasses, all my teeth and I wear my seat belt!"

So I thought, "Well Cube, you're being unreasonable. Of COURSE she has a portfolio, it's just a cutesy cover image."

No. A pic of her kid rounds out the most bizarre sample folder I've ever run across.

This tops that 16 year old kid that says "I need work so it would be nice of you to help me" or some shit. I'm sure a few of you have seen that guy there.
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Re: The Most Desperate Profile Ever?

Postby CE_ClueBat » Sun Feb 26, 2012 4:16 pm

Is it me or does the bottom-right photo look like a mug shot?
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Re: The Most Desperate Profile Ever?

Postby Justbrowsing » Fri Mar 02, 2012 10:53 pm

How much does a good vibrater run you these days Ms Cluebat? I buy cheap wine, I'm not worried about that.
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Re: The Most Desperate Profile Ever?

Postby CE_ClueBat » Sat Mar 03, 2012 7:51 am

haha Like $150?

I'll never forget this guy I worked for had a Fleshlite in his trunk. He is Indian, so stuff like that is forbidden, but he was becoming Americanized. He basically was finding his sexual side with toys. I think he said he spent like $300? for that thing.
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Re: The Most Desperate Profile Ever?

Postby Justbrowsing » Sat Mar 03, 2012 9:26 am

Wow. Those toys are kind of pricey. I guess that is why God gave us free hands.
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