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How to Build Your Own Down Feather Beds

PostPosted: Fri Jul 23, 2010 11:28 pm
by alice
This is categorized under BIRDS.

So are the beds for the birds to sleep on? Or is it that the beds are made out of birds?

Step 1: Trains bird to line up in a row.
Step 2: Fill bed frame with bird seed to entice birds to enter. Tell them to assume their line formation.
Step 3: Chastise birds that bite you while you sleep by waving your finger at them and sternly saying "Bad birdie."