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How to Make a Salami Rocket

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How to Make a Salami Rocket

Postby squirrely_wrath » Fri Jul 08, 2011 2:53 pm

Anyone care to have a go at this one? I can't think of anything other than:

You will need:

10 cans of beans
Full salami sausage

Step 1: Eat all 10 cans of beans as quickly as possible.

Step 2: Wait 1 hour

Step 3: Shove salami up your ass, leaving a small part of the salami sticking out of your rectum.

Step 4: Find a place with plenty of clearance, ideally outside.

Step 5: Bend over and aim your bare ass directly up at the sky.

Step 6: Wait for a fart to build up and push as hard as possible to launch the salami.

Tips: Lube up the salami with butter or vegetable oil for easier insertion.

Warnings: Do not launch the salami rocket near any dogs, as they may run over and try to lick your ass.
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Re: How to Make a Salami Rocket

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Re: How to Make a Salami Rocket

Postby squirrely_wrath » Fri Jul 08, 2011 8:48 pm

"Pinatas. I personally love the concept of beating the shit out something and getting candy in return. It's pure genius."
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Re: How to Make a Salami Rocket

Postby EnigmaticJack » Fri Jul 08, 2011 11:07 pm

'Guys and girls, beware, the berg has warned you.'

Rule number one: The Doctor lies.
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Re: How to Make a Salami Rocket

Postby AgentTrix » Fri Jul 08, 2011 11:10 pm

Comment Box:

I'm an expert and have extensive experience in this field.
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Re: How to Make a Salami Rocket

Postby EnigmaticJack » Fri Jul 08, 2011 11:12 pm

'Guys and girls, beware, the berg has warned you.'

Rule number one: The Doctor lies.
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Re: How to Make a Salami Rocket

Postby AgentTrix » Fri Jul 08, 2011 11:13 pm

You're welcome. :D
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Re: How to Make a Salami Rocket

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Re: How to Make a Salami Rocket

Postby Baconette » Sat Jul 09, 2011 12:36 am

Pfft. That CE should just blow it out his, uh, ass for lack of a better term.
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Re: How to Make a Salami Rocket

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