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How to Find a Husband Online

Postby squirrely_wrath » Sat Aug 06, 2011 3:51 pm

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Re: How to Find a Husband Online

Postby prosetitute » Sat Aug 06, 2011 10:59 pm

Hahaha, I did some internet dating years ago. Had some erm, interesting encounters. I met up with one guy at the school library. He didn't have a pic posted so I should have just said no, but he was really nice and we had a lot in common.

He told me he'd be the guy in the green shirt. He should have said he'd be the guy with NO NECK! Literally. He had no neck. Head connected directly to his shoulders. It was some sort of birth defect and he was missing vertebrae or some shit. Ahhh, memories.
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Re: How to Find a Husband Online

Postby squirrely_wrath » Sun Aug 07, 2011 10:59 am

I've done online dating in the past. I'm friends with two of them and the rest were crazy bitches who probably escaped from a mental hospital. Women on these sites either have "trust issues," "commitment issues," or in one girl's case, "seeing dead people" (I'm dead fucking serious).
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Re: How to Find a Husband Online

Postby EnigmaticJack » Mon Aug 08, 2011 1:40 am

"I keep putting profiles on all of these dating sites, but nobody wants to date me."

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