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Re: Shut your trap or you will get the boot

Postby truthagainst » Fri Jan 13, 2012 7:41 pm

"You see, I have this little policy about honesty and ass-kicking, which is, if you ask for it, then I have to let you have it." - Taylor Mali
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Re: Shut your trap or you will get the boot

Postby Camacho » Fri Jan 13, 2012 8:13 pm

With all the mentions of Sarah Pike technology writer, Sarah Pike technology editor, Sarah Pike PC expert, and Sarah Pike Windows expert on this site, you'd think we might be able to rank in Google for...I don't know, say, Sarah Pike.







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Re: Shut your trap or you will get the boot

Postby Devil_youknow » Fri Jan 13, 2012 9:41 pm

I almost created a "moronic Sarah Pike writing" thread but I didn't think it would interest people who aren't in Tech Beta.



Some fun sentences:

But mainly, the eject business.

Naturally, once the flash drive or camera or whatever is safe to disconnect, should you change your mind you’ll have to unplug and then reseat it to add more files or transfer more pictures.

Why should users have to empty both their inaccessible flash drive trash and their real, system trash?

Gah the woman cannot form a sentence, and her editorials are all over the place! No wonder everyone is having trouble in Tech Beta with this idiot running the show. No seriously, before she came on, the editors over there were actually pretty good.
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Re: Shut your trap or you will get the boot

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Re: Shut your trap or you will get the boot

Postby EnigmaticJack » Sun Jan 15, 2012 1:12 am

My last bowel movement is a better writer than Sarah Pike. In her defense tho it can type 80 wpm with no errors.
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Re: Shut your trap or you will get the boot

Postby CE_ClueBat » Sun Jan 15, 2012 11:09 am

Well, DSS is now #1 for Sarah Pike technology and #4 for Sarah Pike editor. :lol:

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Re: Shut your trap or you will get the boot

Postby sickofstupidity » Sat Feb 11, 2012 11:09 pm

Now DSS is #2 for Sarah Pike editor and #1 for Sarah Pike technology. :D
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Re: Shut your trap or you will get the boot

Postby CE_ClueBat » Sun Feb 12, 2012 7:24 am

Just the way it should be. :D
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Re: Shut your trap or you will get the boot

Postby WalkAway » Sun Feb 12, 2012 1:52 pm

Haha, that's brilliant! Even after DMS is long gone, her stupidity's going to follow her around because of DSS. :lol:
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Re: Shut your trap or you will get the boot

Postby mordecai&rigby » Sun Feb 12, 2012 2:52 pm

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