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Richard Rossenblatt: eHow Writer

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Richard Rossenblatt: eHow Writer

Postby givethemyourworst » Mon Oct 18, 2010 1:16 pm

This is priceless. Check out Rossenblatt's eHow articles: http://www.ehow.com/members/richard-articles.html

My favorites:

- How to Grow a Company Fast: http://www.ehow.com/how_5023578_grow-company-fast.html
- How to Sell an Internet Company: http://www.ehow.com/how_2000314_sell-in ... mpany.html
- How to Stay in Shape as You Reach 40: http://www.ehow.com/how_2000750_stay-sh ... reach.html

Some of these articles wouldn't even pass by a CE.

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Re: Richard Rossenblatt: eHow Writer

Postby jekhyl » Mon Oct 18, 2010 1:24 pm

Why? Because FUCK YOU, that's why.
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Re: Richard Rossenblatt: eHow Writer

Postby givethemyourworst » Mon Oct 18, 2010 1:30 pm

Isn't it great? I'm not sure whether to laugh or cry. I choose laugh.


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Re: Richard Rossenblatt: eHow Writer

Postby The Batman » Mon Oct 18, 2010 2:04 pm

How to make a special grilled cheese is priceless. It sounds like an awful grilled cheese. Truly dreadful. Making a grilled cheese in a toaster oven? Sure, it works. But, you're ruining the freaking bread! American cheese? The worst kind of cheese! Vegetarian Bacon Bits? I sense a contradiction in their somewhere. If you really want to treat yourself, try real bacon bits? Since when is processed food a treat? Why not USE REAL FRESH BACON!

Not that the title is inaccurate. His grilled cheese sandwich is definitely "special."
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Re: Richard Rossenblatt: eHow Writer

Postby Lee » Mon Oct 18, 2010 2:13 pm

Tsk tsk tsk. I guess you don't need to follow your own rules when you have your own personal zombie army.
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Re: Richard Rossenblatt: eHow Writer

Postby givethemyourworst » Mon Oct 18, 2010 2:18 pm

Someone should send him anonymous rewrite requests via email or in the comment sections of his article. Just make sure to do it with a junk email account and from a friend's computer, or at a coffee shop or something, so they can't trace your IP.


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Re: Richard Rossenblatt: eHow Writer

Postby The Batman » Mon Oct 18, 2010 2:20 pm

"Wait, when is March Madness?" ~CE Cluebat
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Re: Richard Rossenblatt: eHow Writer

Postby jekhyl » Mon Oct 18, 2010 5:50 pm

Why? Because FUCK YOU, that's why.
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Re: Richard Rossenblatt: eHow Writer

Postby The Batman » Mon Oct 18, 2010 6:36 pm

I've actually been obsessing over how bad that grilled cheese is all day. I even went to the store to get stuff to make a real freaking grilled cheese. White bread, mayo, cheddar and Monterey Jack cheese, and chopped green chilis. I would have gotten a tomato, but they didn't look good today.

I just can't get over how bad Rosenblatt's recipe is.
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Re: Richard Rossenblatt: eHow Writer

Postby jekhyl » Mon Oct 18, 2010 6:40 pm

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