Zombie. Lurker. Convert.

[Rorschach]

Hi guys,

I've lurked here for at least two months -- and I must say, the snark, honesty and cursing have me converted.

In addition to the bullshit tech issues.

I initially thought, hey, I can make a living doing this shit. I could get ahead on my bills, learn a bit more about my craft and share my tour de force.

That slowly transformed into my researching new positions after the rewrites, condescending remarks, upheld rejections, ass kissing culture and utter disregard for professionalism.

Now, I've had enough. This weekend's technical debacle has broken my back. I can't wait to get out of this fucking back brace and stomp the shit out of the next asshole that asks me to clarify where the egg should be poked to ensure proper boiling.

Well, I let some of it out, and I look forward to posting in the forums and getting to know everyone.

[EnigmaticJack]

It should also be pointed out that some of us take the location of egg-pokes and boiling very seriously.

[Rorschach]

Oh, I know. The Frog enjoys his eggs peeled from the bottom -- right?

[EnigmaticJack]

[Rorschach]

Got it.

I thought I saw a thread about egg boiling and peeling is all. No offense to the lady.

There is an art to egg boiling and that I can respect.

Nitpicking about silly shit on an article for a shitty site I cannot.

[Pardon_my_French]

I appreciate a quality lurker who recalls how I like my eggs peeled. The Rodent Jack likes to poke his. Bienvenue, and your avatar is Froggy-approved—c'est my favorite comic book.

[Rorschach]

[liarmcliarface]

Liberté. Egalité. Fraternité.

That's an example of a tripartite motto or "hendiatris." It is an effective linguistic device.

Welcome.

[Rorschach]

[queenoffckall]